Mom vs Daddy the showdown
*Mom lets us get away wif nuffin, nuffin I tell ya...she has eyes in da back of her head
*Mom is amazing at getting us to comply wif her demands wifout da likes of cookies, no she has da "LOOK"
*Mom gives us treats when earned, not just because we want one
*Mom loves us unconditionally, as she proved when I chewed her blankey
*Mom gets mad at times but gets over it quickly (most of da time)
*Mom is our bestest furend
*Mom gives us hugs and kisses ALL DAY LONG!!!!
*Daddy gives in to our every demand, no not making this up
*Daddy gives us cookies every time we go outside, we may or may not be playing him to get MORE cookies
*Daddy loves us but gets annoyed by the amount of times we go outside...especially in the snowy frozen tundra we apparently moved to
*Daddy gives us hugs and kisses when he thinks mom isn't looking because he needs to appear MANLY
*Daddy spoils us rotten when mom is not around
*Daddy is King, hahahaha even I had to laugh as I pawed it, hhahahaha
*Daddy won't admit it, but we get away wif everything on his watch, shh no tell mommy
So there you have it, each has der good/bad points...who wins you decide....????