Mom sayz I am in da Doghouse and she does not see me getting out anytime soon.
I may have accidentally CHEWED her baby blanket.
I said accidentally...its not like she found me wif it in my mouf, oh wait she did,
I can explain..... I was moving it off da dresser and I kinda got it stuck on my toof and was pulling to get it free, really pulling.... but only to get it free, HONEST!!!
Mom...do you still love me????
I give you big sad puppy eyes.....