where is my mommy?

MOM,

Are you ever coming home? Dis overtime sucks…I know itz a bad word but you are never home to discipline me so I say it againz…dis sucks! You need to tell da cops you work wif dat if dey want a happy co worker dey NEED to let you come home and play wif your pups, happy pups make a happy mommy…so bite da bullet, no pun intended and get your buns home!

Signed your loving pup,

Titan the Terrorist